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Espresso · Base Layer
Genesis Espresso
Block zero of coffee
Where it all begins. Double single-origin Ethiopian espresso — the genesis block of our flavor chain. Dark roast, immutable, unrepeatable. Every shot is a freshly mined block.
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Espresso · Proof of Work
Hashrate Cortado
Work hard, sip harder
Double espresso with a touch of oat milk. Like mining: real work required to get something of real value. The golden crema is your block reward. No shortcuts.
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Espresso · Halvening
Halvening Macchiato
Every 4 years, more scarce
Espresso with textured milk. Available only in halvening months — meaning always here, but especially celebrated every four years. Scarcity makes it more valuable. Just like BTC.
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Cold Brew · Cold Storage
Cold Wallet Cold Brew
Patience has its reward
24-hour cold extraction. Just as you store your BTC in cold storage and wait, this coffee is prepared with patience and discipline. The result: unmatched smoothness and depth. HODL your sip.
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Cold Brew · Lightning
Lightning Strike Nitro
Instant like an L2 payment
Nitrogen-infused cold brew. Pours like Lightning Network flows from your wallet: no waiting, with force, delivering a micropayment of flavor that hits in milliseconds. Nitrogen cascade = sats cascade.
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Cold Brew · Multisig
2-of-3 Cold Brew Float
Multiple keys required
Cold brew + vanilla cream + caramel ice cream. Three ingredients, but only two are needed to unlock it. Inspired by multisig: you need more than one key to access something this valuable.
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Specialty · Satoshi Secret
Satoshi Latte
The anonymous creator
12oz latte with whole milk and a ₿ latte art design. Nobody knows who made it, but everyone loves the result. Washed Colombian beans, traceable origin — unlike its creator.
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Specialty · UTXO
UTXO Flat White
Unspent Transaction Output
Australian flat white. Like a UTXO: small, dense, with all the energy concentrated. No waste. Every milliliter of espresso and textured milk is an output you haven't spent yet.
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Specialty · Blockchain
Blockchain Cappuccino
Every layer links the previous one
Classic cappuccino with perfect layers: espresso, steamed milk, dense foam. Each layer supports and validates the one before it. The foundation is as solid as the protocol. Alter the espresso block and you ruin everything.
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Specialty · Miami Edition
Magic Internet Mocha
"Magic internet money"
72% dark chocolate mocha with triple espresso. Inspired by the iconic Reddit post. Whoever said "magic internet money" was more of a visionary than they knew. Intense, dark, and more valuable than it appears.
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Specialty · Taproot
Taproot Turmeric Latte
Privacy with flavor
Turmeric latte with espresso. Taproot improved Bitcoin's privacy by hiding complexity behind simplicity. This latte does the same: it looks simple but hides complex flavor layers beneath the golden surface.
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Specialty · 21M Edition
21 Million Pour Over
Limited. Scarce. Perfect.
Manual pour over with micro-lot Yemen beans (extremely limited availability). Only 21 cups available per day — like the 21 million Bitcoin. If it's there, it's yours. If not, it was mined before you arrived.
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Food · Hodl
HODL Avocado Toast
Don't sell it, eat it
Toasted sourdough with avocado, sea salt, and poached egg. Avocado goes up and down in price like BTC but always has value. Hold your position. Don't time the market on avocado.
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Food · Seed Phrase
Seed Phrase Granola Bowl
12 words, 12 ingredients
Artisan granola bowl with exactly 12 ingredients: oats, 3 nuts, 3 fruits, 2 seeds, coconut milk, raw honey, and cacao. Like your seed phrase: lose one and you could lose everything. Memorize carefully.
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Food · Node Runner
Full Node Breakfast
Validate everything, trust no one
The complete breakfast: scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, fresh fruit and juice. A full node delegates nothing — it validates every transaction. This plate delegates nothing either: everything fresh, everything made in-house.